Kidnapping Phoenixes: The Complete Series Bundle (Audiobook)

Kidnapping Phoenixes: The Complete Series Bundle (Audiobook)

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Kidnapping Phoenixes: The Complete Series Bundle (Audiobook)

£16.00 GBP
Sale price  £16.00 GBP Regular price  £48.00 GBP
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BUY THE COMPLETE AUDIOBOOK COLLECTION OF "KIDNAPPING PHOENIXES AND OTHER WAYS TO DIE" IN THIS INCREDIBLE AUIDOBOOK BUNDLE DEAL!

A demonic hedgehog, a homicidal tooth fairy, a Phoenix with multiple personality disorder...and Francis.

What could go wrong?

My name is Frances. Not the name you’d expect from someone on the run from the paranormal mob.

You know, ogres with machine guns, kind of mob.

But when the unborn ashes of the Phoenix ask for help, well, what’s a girl gonna do? I stole her urn from the mob and went on the run.

Now, I'm hiding in small-town Indiana, where I work as a medic for fantastical beasts. I should be safe here, right?

But the mob aren’t the only ones looking for the Phoenix.

An ancient evil is searching for her in hopes of ushering in Armageddon.

Now I have a choice to make: abandon the Phoenix and run or stop these supernatural bullies and beasts from harnessing the Phoenix’s magic for evil.

Like I said, what’s a girl gonna do?

 

THIS BUNDLE IS BOOKS 1 - 8 OF THE "KIDNAPPING PHOENIXES" SERIES

5 Rules for Fugitives (Book I)
Carnivals and Chaos (Book II)
Perks of Having Demonic Friends (Book III)
Strange Magic (Book IV)
Infernal Scavenger Hunt (Book V)
Worst. Master. Ever. (Book VI)
A Practical Guide to Preventing Planetary Destruction (Book VII)
It’s Only the Fate of the World (Book VIII)

  • 5 stars: 86 (89%)
  • 4 stars: 11 (11%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
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Kimberly V.

Loved the stories. Loved the characters to.

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Galadriel J.

Love Love Love this series. World building is fantastic and the author keeps you involved throughout. So excited I have the paperbacks now. Well printed and sturdy. Definitely recommend

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wagner

Kick butt female protagonist! Friendship and humor with a little bit of romance thrown in. I read this in a binge.

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carrie c.

I couldn't put it down, one of the best stories I've ever read. Love, laughed, lived absolutely the best,masterful, story,ever

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Nita H.

This series was a great read. I laughed. I cried. I cheered, and I sighed! Great villains and even better heroes.

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Anton

I enjoyed this series. Characters were good and there was plenty of action.

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SLogan2

I realize there are reviews that say that but they are likely BS. You think, "yeah right, like that could ever really happen". Well you're right. I did put it down to eat, work, use the bathroom, etc. However, for about two days, every spare moment was spent reading this book. I'm not sure what it was that hooked me, but once I started reading, it was all I could think about. There are few typos that made me a little sad, but I thoroughly enjoyed this story. I look forward to completing the next one and plan to tell others to check it out.

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Amazon C.

It was fine. Long. Very long. Very light but lighthearted. A lot of romance. Some fairly good action. Francis is sort of a Marysue, but it was okay.

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R. B.

This book not only manages to be funny but has a truly good story as well. Extremely fun read! Highly recommend!

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Jewell U.

Oh my lordt this was SUCH AN AMAZING READ!! I totally loved everything that happened and how immersed I got into this series! I won’t lie I missed out on 2 days of sleep just to finish this awesome freaking series!! Home girl went through SOOO MUCH! I will say though I’m usually a spice content kind of girlie and more like romance type but this had me enthralled the whole way through which is crazy but SUPER AWESOME! I highly recommend giving this series a chance ! You will not regret it at all! Thank you so much for such an inspiring series!

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Bigred6126

I loved this omnibus. It definitely kept me on my toes. It never got boring, kept me on the edge of my seat.

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laffwithlinda

I literally read all 1600ish pages in 5 days. I enjoyed it very much. My kids are very excited that I’ve finished. I couldn’t put it down. I love the characters very much, especially the “side” characters. They had me laughing so hard I cried.

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Tia L.

I was literally sucked into this Gonegod World and loved every second. I could not put this down and got through every page in 3 days. You cannot go wrong with this read!

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fawn f.

A few very minor errors, like five overall out of over a thousand pages and mostly formatting… So it is to be expected. The story was really good. The slowest slow burn I have ever read with no on scene spice. Just a little steam but done well overall. Only gripe is that it took three days of binging to read the series. I wish there was a smaller break down, even in two parts, just so I could give myself a break. But, in the end, worth it.

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Amazon C.

I absolutely loved this series. Following Frances and her clutch as they saved the world it was near impossible not to laugh, cry and keep turning the pages.

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m.turner

I started this box set not expecting much but needing a change from my usual reads, and I am so glad I did! The book had all the feels, but delivered in a way that was both hilarious and touching. Be prepared to enjoy the characters, the writing, and the humor.

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Sandra C.

Well written fun characters. Feel good. Warning spoiler alert a dog dies. Not a main character but still. Wasn't a fan of that part however small to the plot. Overall really happy I gorged this series

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Mary A.A.

I could not stop reading this complete series!!!...GodGoneWorld kept me intrigued thru the whole series!!!...when I thought I you guess, the opposite would happen!!! Great writing to the authors!!!

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Kelly G.

It did take me a minute to get into this book, and at first I was struggling to like Frances, (the only reason besides some minor editing kerfluffles for four stars instead of five, btw) but...I've spent most of the last three days laughing my butt off and cheering on Clutch F.A.R.T.Great cast of characters, great story, unique premise and some fantastic humor. I do hope Landon gets his own show someday, Leopard print and all (iykyk), and Bellamy deserves at least his own short story - I was falling out of my chair laughing at some points and nearly in tears at others.Very well done.And I do admire Frances' restraint, I would have grabbed at least one of the comic relief guys for some stress relief.

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Desiree B.

Loved the characters and the storyline. I especially like how Frances would use insults to get TDH to pick up the phone. Great read. Can't wait for more.

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Ann Y.

I really, really liked this „book“, even though it is supposedly 8 books in one, which is why it took me so darned long to read.

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Amanda

One of the best written series I’ve come across in Kindle Unlimited. No weird grammar or spelling mistakes to distract you. It’s not just smut parading as a book, but still has some heat and romance. Has a unique set of characters, awesome world building, the series is complete and ties together like one huge book with likeable characters and lots of action. Highly recommend.

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Rita M.

I was very sorry when I got to the end. I want to read more about Francis and her clutch. :)

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Heather T.

This book has EVERYTHING. Supernatural creatures, heroic humans, found family, slow burn relationship. Tons of action and also tons of laughs. I couldn't put it down. Highly recommend!

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Tamye W.

I enjoyed this book tremendously. But it was one long book, not a collection. At least, that's how it felt to me. The characters were great, well defined, and true to life. Just an extremely strange life. The plot was compelling, and the writing smooth. My favorite part was how Frances clutch became her family.

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stacy l.

Love it! Best books I've read in some time. Love the storyline and characters. Laughter and suspense.

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Samantha

I’m enamored with this series! The characters are incredibly charming, and you become intimately acquainted with each of them. These books proved nearly impossible to set aside – I’ve willingly sacrificed more sleep than I’d like to admit. Excitedly diving into “Better Demons” next!

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Ace

I laughed so hard I snorted through this series. You can't help but keep reading as you start really meeting characters! So much world saving, bingo playing, leopard print thong having fun!

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Danielle S.

This book has been like crack to my ADHD Squirrel Brain. It is a neverending chaos, humor, badass, smart ass, world ending, doom impending, monster filled, emotional train wreck in the absolute BEST way! RUN and get these books immediately! You WON'T regret it! We all need a little Frances in our life!

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95 B.

I rated this novel 5 stars. I had expected to tire from repeated retelling previous chapters, no the story continued. This novel held my attention day after day. This collaboration between these authors is win for the Fantasy Action World!

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Debi W.

This was a great series! Funny, exciting, and heartwarming at the same time. I did make me cry a little but worth it.

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